The Personal Blog of a Disappointment

rufflesnotdiets:

idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing shit even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.

Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

image

nagitokomaedakun:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

#pretty sure its dramatical murder

karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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jericho-theprinceofspace:

roekachu:

SWEET JESUS BUTTCHEEKS.

Dat ass tho

jericho-theprinceofspace:

roekachu:

SWEET JESUS BUTTCHEEKS.

Dat ass tho

theletterwsarseflap:

sallymon:

askgamerandfriends:

sallymon:

Little did we know that the Beast was actually a Pokemon and Gaston was trying to weaken it so he could catch it.

No one catches them all like Gaston.

i swear to god

bearsbeetbattlestargalactica:

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

You forgot about

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people